Monthly Archives: September 2017

Sorry About The Emptiness + Spam

Hey. I’ve been out of the country recently, and while I was gone there was a) no posts and b) thousands and thousands of spam comments. Sorry about that! I didn’t write anything to be queued up for release, as I should have done, and also my spam protection expired and I didn’t notice. It should be fixed now.

See you soon!

Hoplite’s Poor Progression

Hoplite is a mobile game in which you play the titular hoplite, descending through hell to retrieve the golden fleece and beat your high score. The game is played on a hex grid: each turn, you move one space and when you make a move, so too do all the enemies. If you move into the hex beside an enemy or if you pass them, you kill them, but if you end your turn in a hex beside you they hurt you. When you complete a level, you select one upgrade from a list for your hoplite. As the game progresses it introduces enemies with more complex moves and attacks.

Since I’ve been out of the country lately, I’ve been playing a lot of Hoplite on my phone. For the most part it’s an excellent substitute for PC strategy games, and it’s the first roguelike I’ve really loved. However, Hoplite’s progression and upgrade system are tedious. Bizarrely, your first few games of Hoplite will be the least compelling you’ll play, and the game only opens up after you unlock a few achievements. As I mentioned, you pick one upgrade from a randomly generated list every time you successfully clear a level of enemies.

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